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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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