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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
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Lillian Gertrude Michael, sometimes nicknamed Beck Michael, was an American film, stage and television actress.
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}