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Nathalie Yvonne Thérèse Arthaud is a French secondary school (lycée) economics teacher and politician. Since 2008, she has served as the spokesperson for the Lutte Ouvrière, a communist party, and has stood for election under the party multiple times, beginning in 2001.
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John Thomas Alderman was born 1852 at Coity, and was a Welsh politician and trade unionist.
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